Is This Good Luck?

Yesterday, I left the window to my car open and a bird flew into it and pooped on the center console. (Also, all over the drivers seat, and I leaned in it and smushed myself with gooey white bird shit. Blah.) I wonder if this means good luck for my car. It could use it. They say that if a bird poops on you, you'll have good luck for the rest of the day, but I think that's just something you say to someonone who is grossed out because they just got pooed on. Like when they tell brides it's good luck to have rain on their wedding day. Or when a little kid is screaming and you tell him something nice will happen to him because his popsicle is fallen off of the stick and all over the sidewalk.

Whatever works.