Moldy Pumpkin

Qutie possibly, only my husband will find Maria Bamford funny. I nearly peed myself laughing.

Thanks to Eden at Fussy for the introduction.


One of my pumpkins is uncarvable. I bought two pumpkins for me and two for Rob to carve tomorrow. (Jen, you want to come over and paint yours? You can bring The Movie To Decorate Pumpkins By). One of them came down with a nasty case of The Mold. I'm not sure how it happened. Some big, hairy, nasty mold formed on one side, in the shape of a goatee, and when my friends came over the other day and saw it, they were all, "Ewwwwwwww!" I should take it back and demand one without mold. Can you return a pumpkin to the local farmer? (Seriously, my town has The Local Farmer).