Happy Presents To Me
Man! If you ever need justification to tie the knot, I have two words for you: Bridal Shower. I made out like a bandit! There will be ladies "oooing" and "ahhing" and a LOT of estrogen, and it will probably overwhelm you, but you will get pretty, pretty presents.
Your friends will buy you a sparkely veil to wear...
(p.s. - Dear the lady that does my eyebrows, you are amazing and worth every hard earned cent I pay you.)
And you will get a crown, and a bow bouquet, which? Is cheesy. And I love.
Also, you might get a cool cake.