I Think I'm Mental

The Red Hot Chili Peppers (whose music I would enjoy a lot more if there was no such thing as Anthony Kiedis, but anyway) have a song out called Snow (Hey Oh). I do this thing with songs where I change the lyrics around to a real word or phrase that fits but doesn't make sense. The tune is catchy, but the lyrics are bonkers, especially the chorus:

Hey oh listen what I say oh
Come back and
Hey oh lookey what I say oh

I keep replacing the lyrics with "Ellen Pompeo", which might mean I'm crazy, or I need a Grey's Anatomy intervention. Either one. I think my lyrics are better, though. I've meet angst-filled 9th graders who can write better.