Yesterday and Today

IS ANYBODY EFFING NORMAL ANY MORE?

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I went out to dinner tonight, and the waiter handed my credit card back to me with a pen to sign... it was a pen advertising Nexium, which is what you take when you have indigestion.

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I like swallowing. Have you ever just felt what it feels like letting the food get so far in your throat, and then having parastalis take over and meander it on down to your stomach? It's kind of cool.

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I was so upset yesterday that I got nauseous. The nausea turned into a queasy feeling so intense it was actually painful. That turned into vomit. Lots of it.

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"Helahhhh!"

That's what I said when I upchucked.

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Jen is so cool. She rushed over here when she found out I was upset, and made me chai. Life is better with friends and chai.