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I have a new cellular telephone. The phone number: [removed]... same as the old phone. I threatend the life and limb of the guy at the Verizon store if he didn't let me keep my phone number when I switched from Sprint.

"And you're SURE I can keep my old number?"
"Yes. No problem."
"Promise?"
"Yes."
"Are you aware that I will come and strangle you to death with my bare hands if I loose my phone number?"

I was mostly kidding.

I'm a Verizon customer now, which means I'm "in". You can call and text me for free if you, too, are also "in". Wahoo for us cellular elite. Also, my camera phone project is back up and running.

There are many, many people who's phone numbers were lost when I lost my phone. If yours is one of them, call me. There's a whole list of people this applies to, but off the top of my head, all I can think of is Stu. STU, CALL ME! You other folks, too.

And now, some Raffi.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone

I've got this feeling
so appealing
for us to get together and sing - SING!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Donana phone

It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
Its the best
beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping
Ponana phone

Its no baloney
It aint a phony
My cellular
Bananular phone

Don't need quarters
don't need dimes
to call a friend of mine
dont need computer or tv
to have a real good time
I'll call for pizza
I'll call my cat
I'll call the whitehouse, have a chat
I'll place a call around the world
Operator get me beijing jing jing jing

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying
Yanana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone
a brother and sister and a dogaphone
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too - oh yeah
my cellular bananular phone

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Its a phone with appeal (a peel)

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Now you can have your phone and eat it too

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
This song drives me .... bananas

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...

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