*sigh*

Somebody shoot me.

It's a REALLY long story, but I live with Byron, so if you need me I'll be sleeping in his cold, dark, scary, dusty, spider and million-legged bug infested basement. Read Patrick's blog entry about it in the meantime. It's called "Keeper of Paintings" because he has to hold all my art work until I'm someplace safe and can take care of them back.