My Stint as a Sex Therapist
A friend (who shall remain nameless unless he wants to fess up!) and I were talking about techniques in kissing.
"What I need" he said "is someone to be completely honest with me about my technique. How will I know I suck at kissing if no one ever tells me?"
"Ill tell you!" I said. "Ill do it for five bucks."
We shook on it, he produced a five-dollar bill and, after a ton of giggling and "oh my god this is so funny!" I kissed him (and for the record, his technique was not to terrible, except for that TONGUE thing I made him stop doing!)
I deliberated on whether or not this was prostitution and reached the conclusion that no, its not. I was a (temporary) sex therapist. And no, this doesnt extend past kissing. And no, Im not for hire. But based on the fact that I made $5 in three minutes, I command a hundred dollars an hour, so