Yay! A meme!
I'm only doing this because Pratt is, and if he's doing it, it must be cool. If you have the urge, cut, paste and comment your own!
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY
1) Amber
2) Honey-chil'
3) Ber
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD
1) YaosFriendBer (current on AIM)
2) seriously can't remember the rest of them.
3)
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1) My lack of prejudice.
2) My super insane driving-in-the-snow skills.
3) I can build a blanket fort really well.
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1) My inability to let sleeping dogs lie.
2) My penchant for breaking New Years resolutions.
3) I can be wicked when it comes to passive-aggressive revenge.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1) I'm black
2) I'm white
3) It's not tough for me to get by, though
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1) Preachers on TV.
2) My mother + vino + her Beemer.
3) Dark basements.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
1) Coffee
2) iPod
3) My friends/speed dial.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1) Homemade PJ bottoms.
2) My specs.
3) My super hero underpants.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (at the moment)
1) Annie Waits - Ben Folds
2) Sing for Absolution - Muse
3) I Can't Get Behind That - William Shatner f/Henry Rollins
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1) Cooking for real, as opposed to the method Damian dubbed "unorthodox".
2) Moving to New York.
3) Driving stick shift.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1) Mental connection.
2) A boy with a mind strong enough to withstand my feminine wiles.
3) Lots of good sex. (sorry, Mom)
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (Ah but which order?)
1) I pushed someone off a 10 ft. deck once and claimed it was an accident (it wasn't).
2) I cry watching Mr. Rodgers.
3) I have my own, secret religion.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1) Huggability.
2) Good breath.
3) Hair you can run your fingers through.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE SAME SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1) Well applied makeup.
2) Clothes that fit well.
3) Pregnant ladies that look all glowy make me happy.
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO
1) Run far.
2) Drink milk.
3) Listen to "speed metal".
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
1) Napping. I'm standing behind it as a hobby.
2) Writing goofy songs.
3) Does sitting in coffee shops count?
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW
1) Brush my teeth.
2) Be less stuffy.
3) Conquer the world.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING
1) World traveler.
2) Makeup artist extraordinaire.
3) Best-selling non-fiction writer.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION
1) Disney.
2) Europe.
3) New Zealand.
THREE KID'S NAMES
1) Tiny Pics
2) Open Mic
3) Peephole
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1) Host a radio show.
2) Autograph a book I wrote.
3) Have babies.
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY
1) I don't always call the next day.
2) I can pee standing up.
3) I hate clothes shopping, manicures and bed skirts.
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK
1) I hate getting my nails dirty.
2) I crave salt.
3) I pick up the phone to make sure the dial tone works when certain boys aren't calling.
THREE CELEB CRUSHES
1) Andrew W.K.
2) that's it.
3)
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW
1) Anyone that wants to!
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