Crazy Christmas Gifts

Ok, so mom's super-duper "Phycho Santa" method of passing out presents. She numbered all the packages one through 30-something and laid them out around the first floor of the house. Then, my brother and I had to find whatever number she called out, and we started racing each other to see who would find theirs first. Then we would have to wait until she told us if we were to switch presents or keep the ones we had in our hands. Or give them to daddy. It was hilarious, and it made the present opening go on for a while. I say mom is pretty smart. Now, if we can get her to stop DRINKING SO MUCH AT OPEN MIC NIGHT...