Two Target Dresses

The two Target dresses arrived. I tried on the yellow one first. (I always buy dresses a size large to accommodate "the girls" and then take them in elsewhere.) The yellow dress is taffeta, and made me look like a squashed-boob yellow balloon. I probably should have gotten two sizes larger, but then that would be a huge alteration job everywhere else, and that's not worth doing to a $50 dress. After a tremendos effort, I was able to take it off.


The blue one, by contrast, was AMAZING. I love it. It made me look thin, and fit the boobs perfectly. It's a teeny bit big elsewhere, but I'll live with it. I'm worried, though, that it's too casual for a wedding that starts at 4:30. Either way, I'm not returning it.