Hey, Baby

"I have no desire to house a human in my body for nine long months and then – and then – and then push it out and raise it. None. Zero. ... Except housing a human for nine long months is all I can think about. ...it’s hormonal. It’s – and horrible. But it is happening…to me." - Callie, from Grey's Anatomy

My friend Sarah, described to me once a phenomenon that happened to her a few months after she got married: she NEEDED TO REPRODUCE. (And she did, and her kid rocks my socks off.) And I was like, "Well, good for you, but THIS uterus? Is closed. I have zero desire to breed."

Not so much any more. I really want a baby. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

We didn't even make it a fucking year before I'm going C.R.A.Z.Y.