The Office is Not a Good "Luvah"
Dear The Office writers,
Yay! Jim and Pam are together, the perfect combo like, as Kevin pointed out "PB & J". So clever. You kinda blew it, though. It was like, you kissed me, you nuzzled me, you did that thing were you got my bra unhooked with one hand, you brought me to the edge and then... it was over. I hope you are embarrassed.
I wanted it slow, and I wanted it sexy. I wanted to grip the arm of my friend who drove to my house to watch with me (and who is, I'm sure, very uncomfortable being dragged into this scenario) and go "Ahhhh! They're DATING! WOOO!"
It was the most anti-climatic moment in television history.
You better make up for it.