She Wore An Itsy Bitsy... um, Coverup

Jordan over at Oh Happy Day tipped her readers off to a killer sale at J. Crew: end of summer stuff at really, really low prices. I grabbed two bathing suits for my trip to Puerto Rico in December, and they're kind of skimpy. To wear them, I'm going to have to go nuts on cardio and kick up the "pst! WHATEVER!" that'll allow me to stuff my womanly hips into hipster boyshorts.