Just Say No

I can't do it. I tried, but it's like choking down stale bread. I'm gagging, I'm coughing, and I am bored out of my mind. No more American Idol. I tried watching because "everyone" watches, but I can't. It's stupid. Ryan Gayface is annoying as hell. The singers are completely interchangeable, and have the personalities of velcro. The only interesting thing that I looked for each week is how slutty Antonella could come across. And now she's off, so.

No more! I'm taking a stand! I WILL. NOT. WATCH.