Certifed Organic

Question from the crunchy-looking granola of a customer: "Are any of your teas certified organic?"

"Um... yeah," I squinted at the boxes behind me. "Some of them are, the rest are all natural. They're all pretty good." I pointed out some different teas to her, and she decided on one. While I was making it I asked her, "Do you only eat organic?"

"Yes. I only eat healthy, natural foods," she said with a more-tofu-than-thou attitude (which is fine; I can tolerate a bit of a snob for a minute or two).

Her boyfriend ordered. While my hand was in the pastry case getting his donut, she pops out with, "Oh! I'll take a chocolate croissant, too!"