Can I Have More Bread?

My favorite thing to do is to go to restaurants and fill up on bread, then take home my actual dinner for tomorrow. A purposely spoiled appetite in the name of frugality! (Ok, I love the occasional over-indulgence of bread, too. drenched in butter, hot and crusty, oh my god my ass is huge!)

This was something I was not allowed to do as a child and am now allowed to do because I AM GROWN UP! Woo-hoo!

My poor mother attempted to instill good nutrition lessons in me, but this one didn't sink in. In fact, there are times I want to call her and say, "Hey mom? I just spoiled my appetite. Yeah... Cookies! Chocolate chip! HA!"

I am sooooo punk ass.