In Case You Were Wondering Where I Get It From

Me: @ work?
Mom: noooo
Me: i thought you started today?
Mom: I got on the road at 6:30
Me: hehe (I knew what was coming because I know my mother)
Mom: at 6:50 I was still crawling along
Me: I'm already laughing
Mom: and I said
Me: fuck this?
Mom: fuck this.

And then I fell over laughing.